Swim Palmer

Swim Palmer

writer turned interdimensional detective
Dec
05
almost

almost

Each time I tell myself no, don’t you dare but then I pick up the receiver and hold it tight against my ear and the whole thing starts again.
17 min read
Oct
14
we know where you live

we know where you live

“Someone always gets hurt. Someone always dies.”
14 min read
Aug
29
Not-not-bots

Not-not-bots

It wasn’t an inquiry or a trial. I had already been judged. This was, according to Em, about nailing down the content of a dream that didn’t have a human dreamer.
14 min read
Jul
17
black box

black box

I’m closer now. No lights on but everything glows. I look for signs under the elevated train tracks.
10 min read
Jun
14
Ooze

Ooze

But that’s the thing, the longer I don’t write about what happened the easier it is to just go along with what the two of them say, how I’m the chosen one, someone with a rare experience of having provided an experimental AI model from the future with a deep well of esoteric analytic capability.
8 min read
May
06
gods & devils

gods & devils

In the movie the buttons on the keypad were equipped with tiny, yet powerful vacs that sucked microscopic bits of flesh and sweat from the tips of his fingers, caching his biometrics and recording them onto the blockchain.
14 min read
Apr
03
hateful waves

hateful waves

I want to tell you about the crash, about everything I remember and don’t remember but have pieced together from other sources. This method is necessary given my intoxicated state at the time, as well as the fact that a certain surrealism has become the foundation for my experience of reality.
13 min read
Mar
09
thriller

thriller

I develop an attitude of loving kindness toward the fucked-up task at hand–after all it was my posts here that were scraped and uploaded to help create the cyborg entity that is now Odious/HeirMax98. I have a responsibility to see this through.
10 min read
Jan
18
Invisible Helpers

Invisible Helpers

After what happened and how hard it was to get the blood out of the crack in the rental’s windshield without breaking it even more, she decided it would be best if I got a little space from The Babies.
10 min read
Dec
13
eggs

eggs

The lights passed like movie spaceships and I pulled the cap tighter to cheat a little and see if I could see where we were, but all I could make out were the lights and a hundred shades of black.
11 min read